JuicyAds Now Shipping ‘JuicyNinja 5000’ Android Account Managers to Clients

The state-of-the-art JuicyNinja 5000 gives new meaning to programmatic advertising. Just set up your Ninja at your desk and let her hammer away at building campaigns, optimizing bids and designing new creatives and watch your ROI explode! We won’t even tell your boss you’ve replaced yourself with an Android, so you can take all of the credit.

“The JuicyNinja 5000 is a game-changer,” said JuicyJay, founder and CEO of JuicyAds. “This gives our clients a huge advantage in the quest of the perfect ad campaign. What’s more, JuicyNinja 5000 can be programmed for other mundane tasks like grocery shopping and standing in for Zoom meetings.”

In the event you’re not quite ready to embrace this cutting-edge new ad-tech, our real-life account managers are standing by ready to help you maximize your advertising with us as well as our proprietary auto-optimization tools SexyTechnology and Adsistant.

For more information about JuicyNinja 5000 visit http://www.juicyads.ninja/ninja/, but hurry, supplies are limited!